A PERSONAL INTRODUCTION
SEBASTIAN
VALE.
Gentleman. Entrepreneur.
Man of impeccable judgment.
Launch details forthcoming.
A little about myself
I. THE GENTLEMAN
About Sebastian
Sebastian Vale was born into circumstances he considers private and raised with the firm understanding that ordinary standards do not apply to him.
He is a gentleman of leisure, occasional entrepreneur, collector of fine scarves, and outspoken critic of economy class.
PERSONALLY APPROVED.II. A DISTINGUISHED RECORD
Qualifications
- Never held a normal job
- Owns several decorative canes
- Fluent in judgment
- Has never assembled his own furniture
- Believes brunch is a business meeting
- Has successfully avoided manual labor
III. WORDS TO LIVE BY
Sebastian’s Principles
“Money cannot buy taste. Fortunately, I have both.”
“I do not chase opportunities. They are introduced to me.”
“Punctuality is important. For other people.”
“I have never been late. The meeting was early.”
IV. A SELECTIVE GLIMPSE
Private Affairs
Your curiosity is understandable.
THE GROUNDSMy Estate
Photography of the estate is prohibited for security reasons and because you have not been invited.
THE COLLECTIONMy Wardrobe
Everything is bespoke. You would not recognize the tailor.
THE OFFICECorrespondence
Sebastian is currently accepting apologies, invitations, and favorable business proposals.
V. A MATTER OF PUBLIC INTEREST
A Note Regarding $VALE
$VALE exists because Sebastian was informed that the public demanded greater access to the Vale name.
He found this reasonable.
Launch details forthcoming.